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Hands Demotivational Poster


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .

JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?

TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press buttons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling cocky...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...

I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...

LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.

Quality -

TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct tape
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs

LOOK MA - No Hands

TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very fucked up yet so very hilarious


TAGS: elderly calendar respect handshake
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic

HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by caveman

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time

A LOVE TO LAST FOR WHOLE ETERNITY - Near Her The Only Place You Feel Safe


TAGS: love porn time hands
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:31 am
Silly men... You're all pretty much the same, and I mean ALL the same. Bahaaaaaaa.
Verdeckt - June 26, 2011, 1:55 am
nice symmetry, given he used a fleshlight and hand cleaners... So I heard >.>
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2011, 11:32 pm
Hell, If I lived with that guy I'd buy a blacklight and some industrial cleaners........
rerun - June 25, 2011, 10:27 pm

wow tellitlikeitis, you revealing a secret about mr. tellitlikeitis?
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:03 pm
Thank goodness for tissues and/or paper towels... the quicker picker upper. Great poster!

WHAT DO YOU THINK - I don't know, but you can quit looking at your fingers now ...

TAGS: fingers gay straight hands look
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:42 pm
Budog - October 13, 2011, 5:10 pm
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:57 pm
I think we both know I had to exert a great deal of restraint in foregoing a bestiality reference.
Budog - October 13, 2011, 4:51 pm
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:49 pm
You're E.T.
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 2:09 pm
So what's it mean if my index finger is longer than my ring finger?
falloutghoul - September 6, 2011, 8:38 am
Trust me, I did too; Macho-Man.
nicolbolas09 - September 5, 2011, 6:13 pm
Is it bad that I looked?
Budog - September 4, 2011, 7:59 am
Like the Village People song?
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:27 am
lol...dude, now I feel more like a macho man... 5L
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:45 am
And yet you type with a lisp. :/
Budog - September 4, 2011, 1:44 am
Hey, we don't judge here... It's okay. j/k
CloudchaserS - September 4, 2011, 12:53 am
My ring and index fingers are the same length on both hands. I've never felt any physical desire for other males.


TAGS: handsome ugly sexy man rl
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 7:51 am

nah...it was all you. i just helped focus it.
tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2010, 6:14 am
Thanks for the positive feedback!
Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 8:26 pm
5/5 funny perfection
tellitlikeitis - July 24, 2010, 7:08 pm
Thanks for that! Being a newbie, I had some help from RL.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
Well captioned. 5L

IF..... - ...your happy and you know it.....

TAGS: clap your hands
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Bumgrubs

forseti - August 13, 2012, 9:09 am
the spelling error ruins a sure 5 lion voting... :/
Bumgrubs - May 21, 2012, 12:06 am
I do like to push the "PC" boundaries lol.
RonE - May 4, 2012, 12:42 pm
Considering I am missing most of my right hand and a good part of my right forearm... I laughed my a$$ off at this.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 7:05 am
Oh well, it's still funny as hell (which is appropriate).
holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice... made me laugh... good one
Swampfox - May 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
That's not right. Though it's probably a little insensitive of me to mention it.



ANIME - Honey, I don't care how turned on that damn Japanese cartoon made YOU... GET THAT THING OFF ME NOW!

TAGS: november challenge but honey now i have 10 hands to explore you with
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
the japanese doing the things we wouldnt dream of doing

UFC Women's Champion Rhonda Rousey -

TAGS: ufc rhonda rousey hands deadly
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013, 11:16 am
So, even though she's a world champion fighter, all you can do is sexualize her?


TAGS: idling hands do the devils work
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean. - May 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
Had that been the prom instead, I wouldn't be a widower now. Tootles.
Mooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2009, 2:28 am
Takes dedication to post a pic of your own wedding night.....Just jerking your chain 5 lions

HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!

TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....



CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!

TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice

MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"

ABRAHAM GATLING HANDS - "4 score and 7 years ago, I took up lead farming on your redneck ass..."



TAGS: sweet mess on my hands not on my face cubby
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:50 pm
Reality Lord - July 12, 2010, 11:24 pm


YOUR HANDS - When the lights go out... Where are they?

Handsome -

TAGS: people 2 3 handsome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - April 26, 2014, 1:36 am
Heh heh

Cool is overrated -

TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm

All the world is waiting for a photograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


TAGS: two three handsome humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:32 pm
she looks like she want's to give someone a handsome-thing
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:09 pm

Yeah, Mar~~Looks like multiple choice to me!~~
mariand - April 3, 2012, 4:43 pm
hey, is this a test?...hahaha

fruit salad Backgammon -

TAGS: must wash hands now again
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - June 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Amen brother Bobb
BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:24 pm
Yer never too old to play with yer food
GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:47 am
Ah, but the spoon would get lonely if it’s face was pointed the other way…..thank you Mr Greeny
Greeny - May 15, 2013, 4:54 am
5 equally spaced lined-up left to right Lions (I let the upside down spoon slide)



TAGS: masterbation green day jerk hands
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

ICEMAN - January 6, 2011, 9:42 am
I frakkin hate Green Day. This poster, not so much. Nice work Mooooooooo - 5


TAGS: paddy cake perma high five hands
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:06 pm

as long as it isn't anytime soon.....enjoying her growing up but still by baby
GySgt1811 - September 5, 2010, 6:02 pm
Been there, done that. But it works out. You get a granddaughter. (Wait. Then the whole thing starts over again. ...Oh crap; belt fed, crew served for me!)
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:00 pm

sawed off....after she is married she can choose her course.
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm
Sorry had to. I will get you some extra ammo? You gonna use the sawed off or the pistol?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:02 pm
So, that's how the whole immaculate thing happens?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:45 pm

to think I was just starting to like you.....now you have to remind me of that problem.....lurking.....Ma, git tha gun
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:35 pm
Bout the time you start to worry that a boy is hiding under her bed
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:20 pm

There are days I am happy my daughter is able to care for herself, then I wonder when she won't want me to tuck her in anymore...
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:12 pm
Tell me about it, my boy started school two weeks ago and man i can only ask where the time has gone.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:05 pm

I remember those days...they pass way to fast for my liking
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:34 am
Thanks buddy, i thought of it while playing paddy cake with the lil princess this morning.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am

sick, twisted and I like

POWER - Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. It's ok cause we need the electricity.

TAGS: power hands
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by curzondax12

eldiabloloco - October 4, 2010, 11:01 pm
Fantastic picture and great post 5/5
Neener - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
Beautiful picture

MASTURBATION - Guess who did it with both hands...

TAGS: masturbation both hands popeye
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Henna

Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:23 am
Join the Navy... Feel a man..
jackripper - August 31, 2010, 11:43 am
19 years in the Navy here, and i loved it. my family wonders why my right forearm is bigger then my left
culos - May 25, 2010, 4:23 am
And do you think it's a coincidence Jizz-juice is called Seamen???? Go figure!
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 3:00 am
How selfish and single-minded are you if mocking masturbation disrespects the navy? Like Seamen are the only ones who do it? Wake up and smell the lotion!
Bob D. Sailor - May 25, 2010, 2:34 am
Not only did you ruin a classic icon but you're disrespecting the U.S. NAVY. 1L from me, take it and like it.
Bob D. Sailor - May 25, 2010, 2:34 am
Not only did you ruin a classic icon but you're disrespecting the U.S. NAVY. 1L from me, take it and like it.
deadraisin - May 24, 2010, 2:27 pm
Either that or he was an ambidextrous bowler, 5L.
Feasibly - May 24, 2010, 2:17 pm
Morning Wood? 5 shiver me timbers ;)
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:59 pm
I ror'd. 5large forearms

Technology -

LOLCAT PAPARAZZI - I can haz a little privacy?

TAGS: lolcat paparazzi spoof doris mwlf is handsome
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 3:14 pm
This was screaming Cat Fancy Mag...
Sean - June 9, 2009, 3:05 pm
Probably the only time it was ever cool to talk/write LOLCAT. Great poster.

TWO THINGS WRONG IN THIS PICTURE - The bacon's not in a sammich And she didn't bring back beer in her free hand

TAGS: guess what the other hands doing
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:30 am
LOL... Produce has the back-story down!
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 1:15 am
Good poster, Random. I love how the woman has on the apron, but the guy is like, "Step aside, babe. I got this." The power of bacon...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:12 am
LOL... actually, it's to your credit that it's not where your mind went first, Produce... it's not healthy.
MrRandom - November 15, 2009, 1:11 am
*Usually* being the key word?
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 1:10 am
I was like..."Corona?" What the hell is Aggy sa--- *AND THEN IT HIT ME* I'm not usually that slow...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:07 am
Either way, this poster is a perfect example of a fair and unbalanced view... 5L!
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:07 am
If she's filling the bottle, then I'd call it Corona.
MrRandom - November 15, 2009, 1:06 am
Is that what you call it?
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:05 am
I dunno... she may be creatively popping open the bottle in her left hand.

DAMN FLY - I'll get you this time

FIVE - Five Dollar! Five Dollar Foot Long!

TAGS: five dollar foot long bush hands funny tunnel
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by NREEEOW

Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:12 pm
Oh...don't let forget...Tunnel = 1
Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:11 pm
Dr. Rank - I see that you post under the name Nreeeow and Zomghacks and this is an example of your creativity...a tunnel? Rated at 2.9??? Creative? of Ron's hundreds of posters he has none rated under 3.0. Now really STFU!

BLASPHEMY - it's fun!!

"MEN ARE CREATURES WITH 2 LEGS AND 8 HANDS." - Only for women who look like you, Janey.

TAGS: jane mansfield men hands
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:39 am
A Knockout !


TAGS: couple at the beach holding hands
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:44 am
True, funny and 5lightly naughty. I love it!


TAGS: good luck will rub off when i shake hands with you
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by spacedog

rerun - April 25, 2010, 7:23 pm

construction crane
HAL8999 - April 25, 2010, 7:23 pm
Ummm. Just a thought. How did somone manage to climb higher to take this pic???
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 7:05 pm
5 chim-chim-er-ree's


TAGS: greybeard psa help hands cubby
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

hootizz - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm
Richard..?? Richard Branson.., is that you..??


TAGS: xray glasses naked hands cubby
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

versteckt - February 3, 2011, 1:35 am
So do Scientologists, but they're not legit.
karlyn23 - January 30, 2011, 8:20 pm
ICEMAN - January 29, 2011, 8:52 pm
Yeah but... they came from Battle Creek Mi. They had to be legit. 5


TAGS: no fair you are not using your hands
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 9:24 am
Not enough stubble. *see below for Adams apple.

HANDS UP... - Those who have already received their badge for being molested.

TAGS: hands up molested scouts
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
Love it.

IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY - your can hear steam escaping


TAGS: hands
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - August 6, 2009, 9:17 pm
Where is this?


TAGS: dreams baby hands motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
I wasn't able to upload it.... must've been NSFW, MO.... lol
MO - October 28, 2009, 4:01 pm
You may wanna CYA....just saying. Did you see my congrats on the promotion Aggy?
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 3:55 pm
MO - October 28, 2009, 3:55 pm
"shocking" observation Bone!
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 3:09 pm
MO - October 28, 2009, 12:14 pm
One way down under will keep the thunder from a wild stampede of sheep from disloging JR. Two if you're a particularly anal parent....
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 9:23 am
Logic.... you took one of the most heart warming motifakes and turned it into 200% wrong! I'm falling out of my chair... but not sure if it's the laughter or repulsion!
motifake - October 28, 2009, 8:17 am

Motifakes are "fake motivational" posters. Not just demotivational, but a super set.
culos - October 28, 2009, 7:25 am
you're sick! ROFL
LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:09 am
It's a motifake alright...notice the baby's expression? Now, do you also notice a finger "missing" on the hand holding the baby???
Player_Meyer - October 28, 2009, 6:21 am
This isn't really a motifake... as it inspires... haha I'm becoming a father next year... so I 5'ld yah.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2009, 1:53 am


TAGS: her life is in your hands
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - October 15, 2010, 4:39 pm
culos - October 15, 2010, 4:34 pm
As much as I like your work, and no matter how good this poster is, vote whoring is always an automatic iL.....Sorry


TAGS: beginners artists hands
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:38 pm
Madonna mia!

EASTER - He's disappointed with how each person pictured celebrates it. Especially you. And if you're a woman, He also hates how muscular your forearms are looking.

BIG BEN - Always moving his hands all over his massive clock.

TAGS: time clock ben big hands wth
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

Derek - October 23, 2009, 4:15 pm
Heheh, pun of the day :})


TAGS: cure bee hands
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:27 pm
Honey as lube? You know... it could work!

FOOTBALL - Toss it with your hands. Catch it with your hands. Run with it in your hands.

TAGS: football feet hands america
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

GSJ21 - July 4, 2010, 6:12 am
Well said, I rest my case
forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:54 pm
i really like the football pics, but i guess you chose a tough start with that! ;)


TAGS: jazz hands
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
Cold hands, warm heart!
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
How About A HandJob instead?....Naa, I'm good..

RAPPER HANDSHAKE - Only Ugly-dressed retards can master it


HANDS - They never say no

TAGS: hands
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Brian

Erecrottod - June 7, 2009, 3:42 am
Great motifake. And the comment above this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring!!!!
name - May 21, 2008, 8:22 pm
this is so damn good! a fresh entry in the hall of *ILFs. (btw, it's obviously cut from an image with german text, "hilf" means "help" (imperative) in german and the gesture fits)

JESUS - Healing kangaroos since 1832


WRONG - NO NO it's foot in mouth not hands in mouth

TAGS: hands funny scary creepy
Rating: 1.36/5

More motifakes by Pryde Rhyme

Buzzramjet - June 15, 2012, 11:46 pm
This is awful. And it's probably a girl. The "rebels" made a point of maiming girls after they raped them usually by cutting hands/arms off.
Derek - December 10, 2009, 4:21 pm
- if he had hands
aesop's folly - December 10, 2009, 9:06 am
tool lyrics?

KEEP IT IN THE SHADOWS - because overachievers don't get invited to next year's sleepover


TAGS: ebola virus hands wash
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Vanner

spacedog - October 15, 2014, 7:33 pm
Not sure it matters when you're eating taco bell.

Reception -


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your damn hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.

Life Lessons -

TAGS: children lessons teaching technique hands on
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:21 pm
Thanks Ug. But you are mistaken...it's a 3L less 30%. ;0
ughomer - February 21, 2014, 8:06 am

Rerunatunity -

TAGS: qualified experienced hands on kinda guy
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - March 26, 2014, 7:58 pm

I do love the Pointer Sisters
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:35 pm
he certainly is a striking fellow


TAGS: gary friendly wet handshakes personality
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greeny

maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:11 pm
Woof 5L
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:06 am
Hey Greeny ~ you should see Gary's brother, Rudolph's, nose!!
GaryO - December 2, 2012, 8:50 am
mmmmmm, warm butts…only the dog nose for sure

Hand Signals -

TAGS: handsignals
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by allantshaw

Oldsod - March 14, 2014, 5:36 pm
**GROOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNN** 5Ls and a facepalm.


SOME PEOPLE SAY - Because of all the Morifakes I create, that I have too much time on my hands

TAGS: too much time on hands
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickDahlmier - June 1, 2016, 2:03 pm
Better than sittin' on a bar-stool, talkin' like a damn fool 'cause you got the "12-o'clock News" blues! And givin'-up hope to the afternoon soaps & a bottle of cold-brew!
Budog - June 16, 2011, 7:55 am
LOL, it has been fixed. Long day, tired and getting fuzzy.
forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:54 am
too less time to proofread your moRifakes... :P
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:26 am
It's all good..
Budog - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am
LOL, thanks, it is my "Saturday" and I have been up about 24 hours so I tend to get a bit fuzzy right about now.
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:16 am
Much better :)



TAGS: dude dudette hands
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Demo33 - June 17, 2011, 5:35 pm
Hahahahaha if i could give your comment 5L's i would.
Stickfodder - November 5, 2009, 10:00 pm
Great. Now my monitor is on the floor. Thanks a lot.
Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 8:16 pm
I love the motifake high-five; it's so warm...5/5
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 8:11 pm
your screen is to small!!!
ANON - September 15, 2009, 7:27 pm
my hand is too big!!!
RON - April 4, 2009, 1:56 am
lol...MWLF...guess people in Conn. need warning labels...my fault. Hope it doesn,t get bad like foot did...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 4, 2009, 12:34 am
AAAAHHHH!! I did it too hard, and now there's glass shards in my hand!
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:51 pm
Is it wrong if I'm already high-fiving the 5-L posters on-screen? Wrong or not, it's not healthy.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 7:13 pm
Dammit, that means I don't get a cut of the royalties. You've foiled me again! RON.
RON - April 2, 2009, 7:01 pm
LOL SEAN...just was thinking what a female dude would be...so many women on site now, one must be sensitive to them...or pay the price of minusdudeism religion...lol...bye.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 6:55 pm
And my apologies if you are also an independant coiner of that term. Bye.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 6:54 pm
I love it RON. I haven't googled "dudette" so until I do, I am claiming it as my neologism. (I know I didn't get it from anywhere else, but that doesn't mean I'm the first to use it.) Incidentally, my wife can tell you about another word: "jerkette".


LOOK MOM - no hands!

TAGS: no hands
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by lahliet

lahliet - June 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
oh that pm was from me i needed milk for my cheerios
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 5:46 pm
You said that I have no soul. But, I'm one of those hopeful people, so maybe it was!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 5:19 pm
My soul mate sent me a PM today!!! It was you wasn't it Aggy?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 5:06 pm
We call your kind.... genius. Or, real... yeah, real, too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 5:04 pm
Points are for sober people...I just judge others without a thought for common sense...
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:48 pm
In an unhealthy, drink-to-forget sorta way, yes. Your point?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 4:41 pm
Incest Zing!!!!!That's...uh....ummmmmm.....hilarious?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:31 pm
I fail to see why. I've ben done with it since we turned 19.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
That's no way to talk aboot your sister Aggy.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 3:57 pm
LOL! On the other hand, you can flip her over at will.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 3:51 pm
You guys are missing the point. How does she cup the balls? I see no potential for a "that time of the month" hand job..........might as well be a dude.
lahliet - June 5, 2010, 3:49 pm
yeah shes does those, your fingers in her sandwich
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
Finger sandwiches.
lahliet - June 5, 2010, 3:23 pm
depends what kind of sammich you want.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:11 am
But can she make a sammich?

IDEALLY IN YOUR PARENTS HANDS - In reality you will find the emptiness where their money once belonged.

STICKMEN - It’s only the simplest of discoveries that keeps them going.

TAGS: stickmen ms paint omg no hands
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Jam04

kristenloveschris - April 1, 2011, 8:56 am
Hahahaha that's epic!!!

HANDS UP - If you need to change your undies !!


TAGS: jazz rock jazzhands
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by sickartist

omnia - December 5, 2009, 5:57 pm
i'm more of a metal fan. and it's a metal fist: the devilshorns, invented by dio
Ravyn Song - December 5, 2009, 1:42 pm
Maybe not, but there IS such a thing as a "rock fist".
omnia - December 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
there may not be such a thing as rock hands. but jazz-hands used by a guy seem gay
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 10:08 am
HaHa!!! Okay, okay... so I secretly enjoy watching BRING IT ON when it comes on TV. Did you have to remind me? LOL 5! Good stuff, man.

KICK-BUTT - If you are smoking cigarettes that are that big there is no kicking that habit.

TAGS: nicotine stains my hands porn stains my mind
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

whatukno - June 21, 2010, 11:08 am
Those are the new Camel WIDE Wides!


TAGS: smile hands mouth
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Syd

Debbie Downer - August 23, 2008, 1:25 am
I can't take that face at all !!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 1:14 pm
If I was a dentist, I would.

GARY BUSEY - The Chuck Norris of... C'mon there is only one Gary Busey.

HER SHINY - It's good to see something different in her hands !!

surgeons and snipers -

One world -

TAGS: peace harmony holding hands demon spawn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 30, 2014, 12:35 am
Hmmm, just dawns on me now...Thedge wasn't implying I was a virgin. Sorry for the confusion.
spacedog - November 2, 2014, 10:12 am
No kidding...He's about three decades too late. That spaceship has blasted off.
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:18 am
Chocolate pants... am gonna present that idea to Richard Branson, probably considering a more viable option than Virgin Space by now.
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:02 am
Still, the Swiss make the best chocolate clocks, not sure about chocolate pants. Thanks for the comment.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
ok, the lefty demons... why do the Swiss always get off the hook? Yeah, chocolate. But, leather pants thing cancels out chocolate.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:34 pm

Devilsh -

IDLE HANDS... - ...at the doctors playground.

It's not a Toupe -

TAGS: trump toupe hands hair
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by CaptMickeyd

mizzdizz - August 27, 2015, 11:33 pm
LOL! Well played, Mr. Trump, well played! 5 LOL lions, CaptM

Wishes -

TAGS: wish first handsome
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Bandit5906 - October 26, 2015, 11:56 pm
I thought that was his name?
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2015, 6:32 pm
Is no one going to suggest that he bend over?
mizzdizz - October 26, 2015, 7:59 am
Do I REALLY have to EXPLAIN my second wish? Thanks for the major hotness to go with my morning joe, Ashy! 5 happily droooooling lions!!!!